The Venus Flytrap Can Do What Congress Cannot — COUNT!

Venis Fly Trap

Scientists have discovered that the Venus flytrap does not react merely when an insect touches it; rather it counts the number of times an insect touches it and determines if it is too big to digest. This is something Congress is incapable of doing. They cannot count and never assume that taxes are too big or their deficits are too large. Congress lacks the common sense of a Venus flytrap.