EU Wants to Regulate Farting that they say is #2 Cause of Global Warming

Hendrics

Yes you read it correct. Environment Minister Hendricks wants to ban cows from farting – guess you will be next. Bean farmers – you better start looking for an alternative crop. Hendricks says cows emit tons of methane gas and are nearly as detrimental to the environment such as car exhaust. Look out – there are more people than cows. Guess there will soon be a tax on farting. Then it will be a small step for mankind to extend it to sex and then breathing. Of course all in the name of global warming.